you can tell every one all you want about how I did you wrong but we both know that’s a lie and you’re loving the victimized attention
sext: here is all of my emotional baggage. i also hope you don’t mind how white my legs are.
A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.